If footballers were films

In one of those flash-in-the-pan viral trends that Twitter specialises in, there has been a hashtag flying round today called #footballerfilms – fairly self-explanatory, I think.

Here are 50 of my favourites, which have kept me chuckling through the day:

  1. Bendtner It Like Beckham
  2. The Great Train Ribery
  3. The Kuyt Of Monte Cristo
  4. Neville Say Evra Again
  5. The Neville Wears Prada
  6. Citizen Keane
  7. Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels
  8. Much Edu About Nothing
  9. Eyes Wide Butt
  10. Best Side Story
  11. Stam By Me
  12. When Barry Met Sally
  13. Lock Stock And Two Smoking Babels
  14. Kenwyne Jones’s Diary
  15. The Modric Reloaded
  16. Shutter Ireland
  17. The Wizard Of Ozil
  18. Starsky And Huth
  19. Gone With The Windass
  20. Cesc And The City
  21. The Shawcross Redemption
  22. Ndlovu Actually
  23. Cascarino Royale
  24. The Magnificent Sven
  25. Nani McPhee
  26. Jurassic Park Ji-Sung
  27. Robben Hood Prince of Greaves
  28. Debbie Does Gallas
  29. Forlan Down
  30. Lord of the Frings
  31. SlumN’Gog Millionaire
  32. A Streetcar Named Desailly
  33. Overmars Attacks
  34. Trading Palacios
  35. Raiders Of The Lost Arca
  36. James And The Gyan Peach
  37. The Chronicles Of Nani-a
  38. Silence Of The Lahms
  39. Buffon The Vampire Slayer
  40. Saving Private Gyan
  41. I Know What Euell Did Last Summer
  42. For A Few Dollar Zamora
  43. Road To Pedersen
  44. Harry Redknapp And The Half-Blood Kevin Prince
  45. A Christmas Carroll
  46. Ballack To The Future
  47. Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Kahn
  48. Klose Encounters Of The Third Kind
  49. The Curious Case of Benjamin Buffon
  50. The Phantom Of The Chopra

At times like this, don’t you just love social media?


About Tim
Father of three. Bit of a geek. That's all, folks.

4 Responses to If footballers were films

  1. Leigh Gaskin says:

    The good, the bad and Frank Ribery..

  2. aardvarkian says:

    I’m sure Debbie would DO Gallas 😉

    How about The World Is Not A Duff?

    Or A Quantum of Solskjar?

    I’ll stop now….

  3. ProtourBlogger says:

    This is hilarious! Thanks for sharing. I have the feeling that aardvarkian is actually behind all this 🙂

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